Locks Stay Hot Through Second Week
by CollegeSportsView.com
Last year, Gil Lock would’ve done anything to post a 7-2 record over the course of a College
Football weekend. Not so in 2010, however, as last week’s stellar mark was actually a step down from an undefeated Week One.
“Actually”, said the native Hawaiian, “last season was the anomaly.” “Maybe it’s the competition with my wife and nephew bringing out the best in me, but I really feel like I’m back on my game.”
Apparently so, even though the good Mr. Lock failed to mention that his wife is currently undefeated and leading him by a game. Let’s see how they fare this week. Click here to read more.. »
very handicapping column founded to feature his expertise, Jill and Pad Lock suffered through their worst weekend of the season. Jill, who had been rolling along at a two to one clip, turned in an oh for three stinker; her first of the year. Nephew Pad didn’t fare much better; registering just a single win. Realizing they had ticked off the football gods by mistreating Gil just before the start of the all important Bowl Season, they decided to correct the situation and invite Gil back to the team.
punched Snookie on Jersey Shore. They usually notice I’m not the guy after I form a few complete sentences but, the last time, I got in over my head.” “I have a buddy who’s a guido”, said Gil, “and this cop pulls me over with him in the car.” “He takes one look at Phil’s hair gel and general, torpedo demeanor and assumes he’s ‘The Situation’”, Gil continued. “I tried to explain that Phil’s nickname is, actually, ‘The Altercation’ and that the officer was mistaken; but he wasn’t buying.” “Finally, the cop, knowing that the real ‘Situation’ has six-pack abs, asked Phil to roll up his sleeveless tee.” “As soon as he saw that Phil’s six-pack was actually a half keg, he let us go.” Asked if he harbored any ill will toward his wife and nephew, Gil was gracious. “Nah. I’m just happy to be back.” And, with that, here’s how the Locks see the Bowl Season:
State would receive a bid to the 
season. The anticipation seems to have distracted fans from the fact that both have suffered lapses; especially the 
of playing for a National Championship. While 
as the league’s most important offensive player after leading blowout wins over Cal and USC. A slip vs. 
teams on its way to the third round of the D-3 playoffs. Operating behind an offensive line led by junior guard Ryan Lino (right), the Blue Jays have gained more than 400 yards in each game with a balanced attack run by QB Hewitt Tomlin. RB Andrew Kase has posted consecutive 100 yard games, as has WR Dan Crowley. Their last minute heroics vs Kentucky’s St. Thomas More in Saturday’s 31-29 victory put K Alex Lachman in position for a game winning 42 yard FG as time expired. They’ll have their hands full this week, however, taking on a Wesley team ranked third in the nation. If Lino and Company can continue their dominance and give Tomlin enough time to throw, Crowley should turn in another big game and it’s on to the Final Four for the Hops. 
however, it was the vaunted Gil Lock of 